I just got shit on by a humming bird

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/09/2017 at 22:59 • Filed to: None

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Barely felt it. Probably shouldn’t be sitting near the hummer feeder.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Katsumoto > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/09/2017 at 23:09

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Ive got a female robin sitting on my back porch that has no problem being picked up. It flies into stuff, so its probably a baby learning to fly.

I can put my finger out and it walks onto it and just sits there.

Its funny how it just acts domesticated. I gave it that end piece of bread no one ever eats. And my neighbor has some seed so we gave it that. It has some water in a cut up gatorade bottle.

I just couldnt believe a wild bird just sits on your finger, on my shoulder with no issue. Even nibbles at my beard.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Katsumoto
07/09/2017 at 23:10

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Ha sounds like you have a new pet bird.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/09/2017 at 23:20

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Hummingbird: Oh man, have you guys seen Highlander’s Mazda? Oh my god! You’d think he’s taking the thing across the atlantic with all the rust on it!

Other Hummingbirds: *raucous laughter*

Hummingbird: All the other guys in the neighborhood call him the ‘holey roller’, because that 3 has enough holes in it to play a bit part in a movie as swiss cheese!!

Other Hummingbirds: *more laughter*

Hummingbird: Hey, did you all check out his wife? Damn, she’s pretty hot. If you wanna see more of her just go to facebook and type in...HANDGELA!!

Other Hummingbirds: *very loud laughter*

Highlander: Come on guys. I feed you and everything. The least you could do is show some respect.

Hummingbird: Uhh ohh. Better watch out guy, Mr. Holey Roller here wants us to respek hiz authoritah!!

Other Hummingbirds: *more laughter*

Highlander: :(


Kinja'd!!! Katsumoto > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/09/2017 at 23:21

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Maybe after a few days ill bring it in. Hopefully the little bird makes it. I noticed when i took the trash out. It just sat there.

My little fountain outback always draws in mallards every year. They have their babies in the backyard.

Birds nest on my garage, ducks in my back yard. A wild but ok with humans bird today. I must be the bird whisperer.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PS9
07/10/2017 at 00:02

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Hummingbird mafia, it’s a thing.